spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist April 22, 2014

Sloppy Spits

another term for blowjob, especially a sloppy one.

" My girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Spits last night "

by RedR0sessx May 18, 2019

Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018

Hooker spit

Lube for any sexual activity

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

by Dickharry September 25, 2021

Layin’ Spit

Passionate love making while at the beach

Joe: How was the beach trip with your family?
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp

by Teetsmcgee316 June 24, 2020

Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."

by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020