when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits
by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014
Get the smurf titsmug. 
Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?
Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early
Kenny: Damn did you finish?
Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack
Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early
Kenny: Damn did you finish?
Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack
by Double Bs December 5, 2009
Get the Smurfs in the sackmug. Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
Get the Woke smurfmug. Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010
Get the Facebook smurfingmug. A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
Get the Smurf Spunkmug. by YODAD123 August 6, 2011
Get the Chockin a Smurfmug.