Tired-al Wave

Tired-al waves tend to hit an individual suddenly and unexpectedly, particularly after prolonged periods of work or fun-having. Many people describe how they feel quite energetic in one moment and the next they are hit by a wave of exhaustion. This is a tired-al wave.
John; Dude that marathon was awesome, I could do it all again.

Jim; No probs dude, let's go!

John; Oh no, wait, major tired-al wave...sorry I'm going home
by Rosh82 June 14, 2011
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butt-ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.
I am so fucking butt-ass tired that I could sleep for days.
by Brettwads December 24, 2020
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Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
by dwinters January 29, 2014
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Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.
Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?
by BajejUnited March 15, 2021
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tire-fire

multiple penial-anal penetrations within a short span of time or simultaneously.
it was a total tire-fire at work today
by MF_Diamond September 22, 2010
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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
by BoilerRoom March 26, 2012
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Tire Boat Captain

A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.
by Devil2810 October 12, 2008
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