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drain the swamp

A phrase used by political hacks to rally voters to their cause by promising to remove their respective governments of corrupt sycophants and replace them with corrupt sycophants that donated to their own political campaign. Typically results in a swampier swamp.
"Did you hear Trump is going to drain the swamp?"
"I doubt it."
by Urban Odin January 17, 2017
mugGet the drain the swampmug.

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005
mugGet the swamp pheasantmug.

swamp-ass

A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.
damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.
by KFCZombie August 6, 2008
mugGet the swamp-assmug.

Swamp Donkey

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.
by Teener2831 February 27, 2005
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey'd

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.
see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?
by Barrie Colts November 9, 2006
mugGet the Swamp Donkey'dmug.

cum swamp

a pond in a forest where men meet up to have gay sex.
I met Jim at the cum swamp
by soutnich066 November 20, 2013
mugGet the cum swampmug.

Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.
It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.
by TortillaLover September 4, 2015
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

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