Aussie Surprise

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.

The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....

by Bushkunty April 15, 2020

Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.

“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019

Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

by Books January 15, 2015

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!

I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!

by Heat seeker September 6, 2021

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022