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Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
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Scoop noodle

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum
by Codterms101 April 11, 2023
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scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'
person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"
by potential April 28, 2008
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Scoop

Scoop is an American gone UK slang term. It’s derivative from the word “lift”, meaning pick someone up. It’s commonly used in the Norfolk area of England.
by Yourdargie September 10, 2023
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Lil Scoop

A person who rides a razor scooter with no regard for human life.
Cooper gets to class quickly because he is a lil scoop.
by LilScoop December 27, 2017
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Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."
by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007
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Scooped

Scooped; when you or another person gets cheated out of a favorable outcome that should have been a guarantee. You can also scoop others. I.e. request time off when you knew they wanted that day.
Tip: Yo, did you get a chance to snag some free Olive Garden?
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.
by Scoopdiwhoop November 10, 2019
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