porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Scoot pad

You broke my phone screen scoot pad

Traveller word

By Alexander Stewart 😂

Some one makes you feel weak sauce ah ya wee scoot pad

by Scoot pad Stewart November 15, 2018

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.

Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!

by akray July 20, 2010