shut mouth

A very surreal way to say "shut up"

"shut mouth hammock"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Disney Mouth

Variation on Disney Ears. Denotes someone who never uses profanity, refrains from making unsavory sexual references, and/ or veils any objectionable subject matter so heavily that innocence can always be claimed no matter how dirty their mind may actually be.

Heather might have Disney mouth, but her ears are not innocent.

Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.

by Richard Weed* September 11, 2011

Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022

tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 May 31, 2016

Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018