"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
Get the Two-Flush Tonkamug. by Karamelokoala April 21, 2018
Get the budgie flushmug. verb - To botch, bungle, or otherwise screw up in the heat of the moment, often out of a sense of panic.
"Man, our TV satellite signal went down right before kickoff on Sunday, so I freaked out and climbed up on the roof. I ended up knocking the dish off its mount and down two stories onto the diveway - a real flush the mouse situation on that one."
by shibby917 March 27, 2024
Get the Flush the Mousemug. When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.
by CranberryKing January 3, 2017
Get the Bug Flushmug. “My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”
“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
Get the Shanghai flushmug. A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
Get the Preemptive Flushmug. A neighborhood in Queens New York, it is home to the largest Afghan American population within the United States and is sometimes dubbed as "little Kabul" because of it. Early Afghan immigrants also set up Kennedy Fried Chicken which was founded in Flushings.
by sdsfddssdds April 17, 2021
Get the flushingsmug.