Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

vag pole

A term used to describe the stripper poles at the Pleasure Dome in White Haven, Pennsylvania. Originally coined by a group of friends at the Shinglenook.

1. Look at her grind that vag pole
2. Those vag poles sure are slippery

by DJ IDK July 7, 2010

road-vag

To receive (or give) oral sex to a female while operating a motorized vehicle

After she did me I returned Liz the favor by giving her road-vag.

by lolCanada February 20, 2011

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Vag Pack

A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking.

Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick.

Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack.

by Poogie McJohnson March 28, 2008

Dad vag

A dad that is just a big ass hole

Ugh my dad is such a dad vag

by Grandma July 20, 2016

vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010