noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 07, 2022

ride and shine

when she hops on first thing in the morning

“I was even awake and my girl hit me with a good ole ride and shine”

by mtpieluvr July 24, 2021

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

by TheRedDinoSaur December 30, 2024

To shine on

Get lost, hit the road. (especially Los Angeles 1960s)

He tried to hit on Samantha, but she told him to shine it on ~~ she told him to shine on.

by Yugan February 13, 2017

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka March 15, 2016

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r January 07, 2016