pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 17, 2018

Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 13, 2022

pat de pepe

Pat de pepe is a modern slang term used when another person touches your penis/ dick/ pepe

yo man, she went all up and pat de pepe!

by kellop February 08, 2018

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

Pat Benatar

An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.

Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Pat Benatar

A music artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for Children about to know she was trying to tease them by claiming it was about child abuse, since nobody but her could possibly decipher any of the lyrics written by her or others that wrote songs for her.

Pat Benatar was mean spirited (at least her image was) and wanted to pretend her songs supported others to make herself look good and wholesome, while also looking edgy and dangerous, to have the best that came with both worlds.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019