Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

sniffing muffins

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!

Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!

by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.

- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot

Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned

by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017