During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 21, 2021
While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
by okamipad December 06, 2020
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020
Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020
Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer
by Lusti23 December 08, 2021