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Faux news

The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:

1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.

2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.

No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.
1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.
by Vantius December 21, 2016
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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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new classic

Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.
" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"

"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018
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New Baltimore

Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!
Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.
by Michigander2019 April 30, 2019
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new banger

A new upcoming term, item or thing
That shot was a New banger
by Hd40 July 28, 2018
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new yorkan

I’m so ready to be a new yorkan.
by QUEEN SFRAZCOOL January 1, 2019
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