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May Fool’s Day

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.
Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.
by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022
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April Fool’s Day

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*
hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*
by numberonecharlielover March 31, 2022
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hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.
If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.
by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022
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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023
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boo boo the fools

the after fandom in every possible situation
twitter stans: OMG WE WILL GET TO SEE TESSA SUCKING HARDIN’S WILLY
after movie: *is pg13* lol you thought

twitter stans: boo boo the fools once again
by herosgel April 23, 2019
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first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery
Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.
by DarkMatter October 13, 2004
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one eyed fool

name given to ones penis
don't listen to the "one eyed fool".
by otcsofaking July 9, 2011
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