acapella wank

To masturbate without pornographic stimulation.

Tom was too hungover to get out of bed to the laptop, so he had an acapella wank using his imagination.

by tomzorz November 2, 2010

Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy

"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"

by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

wank maggot

A very stupid, unpopular American president.

Donald Trump is a Tangerine Wank Maggot

by olly5764 December 8, 2020

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Wank fuckup

When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.

I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015

Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019