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jewish hang glider

when a guy grabs a girl or i guess it could be a guy but lets not go there, he grabs her from behind under her arms and her arms are out like a hang glider, then he rams his hard erect cock right in her b-hole over and over
Holy shit he just gave that bitch a hardcore jewish hang glider.
by aus10yo October 30, 2007
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Jewish pubic hair

A wiggers that has long curled up hair thats shaved it off recently that now looks like an iguana
Christopher From RBD has major jewish pubic hair
by Ruben Godinez Jr. June 2, 2007
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jewish grandmother

Trump is a Jewish grandmother. A Jewish grandmother is basically a synonym for asshole.
He said that thing about that girl, it made him sound like a Jewish grandmother
by Radical_girl22 May 12, 2016
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jewish hot cake

when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her
by NICK fart March 12, 2008
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Jewish Vengeance Pizza

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007
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Jewish Gas Chamber

The process of putting an oxygen mask on someone and farting inside. So much to the point they suffocate.
Yo he was being a dick so I gave him a Jewish Gas Chamber
by Nick2190 May 13, 2016
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Kehillah Jewish Highschool

A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.
Random person: Hey What School do you go to?

Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.

Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.
by Nptankist June 10, 2021
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