needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

by glantz January 10, 2012

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.

I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Beat Tipping

When you masturbate and focus primarily on the head of the penis, thereby 'beating the tip'.

"aw man, I caught my little brother beat tipping again :("

by Al Day November 9, 2008

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009