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Testicle

A small test sometimes refered to as a quiz.
"On monday we will have an assesment, but don't worry its only a testicle."
by Jotom February 25, 2008
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Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.
I love my testicability
by Scott December 16, 2003
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Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.
Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
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testicles

something that perky likes to suck on play with at all times during the day
that perky sure likes to suck testicles
by yuppers January 18, 2005
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testicular malice

The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.
That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.
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