fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.

He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!

by No Standards July 24, 2009

Chiefing Tapper

n.) A villain who chiefs the blunt over and over again, until the point of tapping out because they got too high.

AH! Matt kept hogging all the weed in rotation, but stopped smoking because he got to high, hes a chiefing tapper!

by Smoker129 July 24, 2009

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

Totally Tappable

A word that means a girl, or guy is worthy enough of having sex with.

Guy 1: Hey bro, u see that girl in the mini skirt?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Dude, she's Totally Tappable!!!

by Louisianamanandrew April 12, 2010

ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.

"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

tab tappin'

opening a number of blank pages by clicking the 'new tab' button multiple times to see how many tabs can fit on your screen..usually a result of extreme boredom at work.

guy 1: "bro you look real busy, whatcha doin?
guy 2: " nah bro, just tab tappin', got 20 so far.

by bouxman June 16, 2014

pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.

"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "

by simsmi September 21, 2015