tactical smg

A tactical smg is a gun in fortnight

Yo bro I just picked up a tactical smg

by Like and subscribe (jack JOBB) June 13, 2018

tactical block

blocking a mate so they stop procrastinating and start doing what they need to get done

yeah i had to hit ezekial with the tactical block else he wouldnt have finished his coursework

by Captain Calcium December 9, 2018

Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

Boogeyman tactics

"Boogeyman Tactics: A rhetorical strategy where someone tries to distract from the real issue by creating or exaggerating a threat that doesn't actually exist. Instead of addressing the actual argument, they shift focus to a made-up or overblown danger—like a modern-day 'boogeyman'—to manipulate others into fear or compliance. It's a form of red herring meant to derail the conversation and avoid dealing with the real problem."

Person A: "We really need to start reducing our carbon footprint at home. The evidence on climate change is overwhelming, and we should be doing our part to help."

Person B: "I don't think that's the real issue. What we should really be worried about is how immigration is out of control. More people coming into the country means more strain on our resources and more pollution. We should focus on that instead."

In this example, Person B is using Boogeyman Tactics by shifting the conversation from climate change to immigration, a different issue altogether. This is a red herring intended to derail the discussion about reducing their carbon footprint, by bringing up an unrelated and exaggerated threat of increased pollution due to immigration.

by King Of Fallacies August 3, 2024

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024