Burnt Kiss

When you attempt a blown kiss but end up sharting.

I felt a blown kiss coming on as I kissed my lady, but it turned into a burnt kiss... and no we are fighting

by Episteopheus October 16, 2020

Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.

To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.

by Episteopheus September 24, 2023

Blown Kiss

While you kiss your partner they let out a fart.

I just told Erin that I’d be ok with getting a cat, I kissed her and it culminated in a blown kiss.

by Episteopheus October 16, 2020