closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a “sour like funky smol gay” most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.
jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky
by im a whore and a bimbo May 8, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.someone: hey did you hear that alex came out as super straight?
somebody else: sadly yes, it means that he’s transphobic. btw im genderfluid
someone: ah alex is so dump. i support you!
somebody else: sadly yes, it means that he’s transphobic. btw im genderfluid
someone: ah alex is so dump. i support you!
by tyleretta November 22, 2021
Get the super straight mug.After straight people who dont date trans people were accused of being transphobic, they created Super Straight. Which incorporates only dating biological girls. This way, it’s a sexuality, not a preference, and should be respected. As it would be Superphobic to not agree. Example:
Guy 1: Hey! Do you think you’d date a trans girl?
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.
Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.
Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!
by SuperStraightMonkey March 6, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.If male, a person attracted to those born the opposite sex, including Cisgender Females and Transgender Men. If female, a person attracted to those born the opposite sex, including Cisgender Men and Transgender Females. Ironically, a person who is Super Straight can be considered less straight than a typical straight person due to an attraction to Transgender members of the same gender.
by theDefiner2357 March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.
by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 4, 2021
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