Super straight

An idiot who gets no girls/guys and is homophobic. They are also most likely a trumpie

Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.

by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 04, 2021