Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010

Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight

That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!

by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021