Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.

The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

streamline

It is an unknown body part of a Japanese being that being piloted by a weeb.

I will really main Yasuo, I can feel his Japanese blood in my streamline.

by moon being November 1, 2017

Stream

refers to mainstream music

you hear that new akon song? its hella stream

by Ryan Rubio April 24, 2008

Stramble

in the hood when you cook (eggs) in a pan while stirring, usually after mixing whites and yolks together.

"I want dem cheese eggs, strambled"

by scumehoneybadger December 15, 2011

streamy

Referring to the flow (read framerate) of streaming video.

When I turned off the audio the video in my conference call became more streamy.

by ben09 December 6, 2007

Streamlining

Verb-The act of soaking a tampon in hard alcohol and inserting it into the vagina or asshole to get drunk.

JR-I heard your girl got pulled over last night
Brian-Yeah, and she was drunk
JR-She get a DUI?
Brian-No
JR-How did she get out of that one?
Brian-She was streamlining, smart huh, whens the last time a cop went down on a chick to see if she was drunk

by Mr.Gooddrugs May 9, 2010

Strams

Derived from the reverse spelling of "smarts", strams is a kind of inverse intelligence demonstrated when a person or company cleverly overcomes every obstacle between them and total failure. In order to demonstrate use of strams, the entity in question must be faced with multiple situations where an obvious, correct choice leads to success, while a more obscure, incorrect choice leads to another choice-situation or to failure.

When a delivery company replaces the correct address with an old, old address, then ignores the forwarding information AT that old address AND the email AND the phone number they have on file for you, finally deciding that, because they can't find your address, they better mail you a letter about it - that's strams.

by balloonie-cat December 12, 2010