Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 April 30, 2008

wienie stiffin

an erection, a bonar, a hard on
term made up by life long best friends at a young age

"man, I think I'm getting a wienie stiffin"

by Impromptuer February 4, 2009

Mango Stiffy

Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.

Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?

Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...

Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D

by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017

Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

stiff

1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.

He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!

by STJosh May 15, 2007

Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012