by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022
Get the The Morning Spread mug.When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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Get the God spreading mug.Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"
"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
Get the Spreading The Love mug.When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.
I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.
by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021
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