devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.

I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!

by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022

Arizona Spit Shine

An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.

"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"

by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022

Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

by Ownedghst October 16, 2012

sausage tea party spit roast

The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.

ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."

by TheSoschianGamer+ October 24, 2017

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 19, 2022