Slurp-n-Turf

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!

That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.

by Niseyman March 28, 2009

slurp and burp

A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.

I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Splurby

Disarray - aka "Jess"

The situation was a complete splurby.

by Steve Green September 16, 2008

shlurk it

to masturbate; to be lazy

"I'm bored, maybe I'll shlurk it."

by Stryker2 January 24, 2009

Slurider

Slurider "slu" slut/detective/gossip whore "rider" a girl that rides anything and everything.

Slurider is a female south that whores herself out to verious men and wemon of the community. Sluriders tend to only whore themselfs out to people they can ride to/with. These creatures not only ride bicycles but any other form of transpertaion that goes between there legs.

I blew a tube and before I pulled over that slurider was offerin her saddle. I had to tell that ho it's a tire, you don't need to ride anything.

by ANTL July 2, 2009

Slurb

The slushy icy mixture that soaks your foot when you step off a curb after a snowstorm.

I was crossing the street and stepped right into a big puddle of slurb.

by BKirbz13 December 28, 2010

Slurp

The act of giving a straight up tongue MCnasty. In order to slurp one must flail the tongue aimlessly 3 feet in the air and make as many disgusting vulgar sexual sounding noises as possible.

He wasn't ready for she to be a he..and before you could say bratworst.. slurrrrrp! It was too late..he got slurped on.

by Trendspitter July 21, 2017