splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009

Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

splammy

To ejaculate on some one or thing.

I splammyed all over her sweet ass last night .

by spyderyderick July 14, 2010

Splashmatic

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood

That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic

by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

splandifferous

greatly awesomeness

person 1: how was your day?
person 2: oh it was splandifferous!

by myfriendsareodd. August 8, 2010

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.

Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!

by 123456782014 November 12, 2014