Sperm Belly

A woman who as anal sex so much her belly is filled with sperm

Jim: Kelly take's up the butt so much her guts must be filled with sperm.
Mike: Yeah! She's just a little sperm belly.

by Jones1082 April 24, 2010

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

sperm fag

A sperm fag is a gay male who is a pussy who loves to swallow cum. he goes to frat parties and sucks off guy after guy to swallow as much as cum as he can. Swallowing makes him feel like a girl which he wishes he was.

He is such a sperm fag he sucked off ten jocks at the frat last night and squeeled like a girl as he swallowed.

by fratdudeny 27 November 22, 2010

Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

spermback

when you blow your load on to a girls back

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside

by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007

Sperman Erman

A person whose mother's breast dried up and had to nurse his fathers penis for 1 1/2 years. Causing said person to become a emo fag with a superiority complex.

You have to look over that guy he is a sperman erman>

by jumpen jehosaphat January 11, 2009