shaking

when you shake your neighbors penis in the urinal out of common courtesy

dude do you mind a little shake? i need a shaking right now
yea man no problem

by spling5555 November 30, 2009

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

Shaking Sbucky

A person who goes to Starbucks and orders a non-coffee drink just to have the sophisticated-looking label to walk to Abercrombie with. These people are commonly found among the posers and preps in the pre-teen years and seem to be put on the Earth solely to annoy those who take advantage of the Wifi and studying in Barnes in Nobel (Shaking Sbuckies usually only go into this store to Shake some Sbuck, or to check out Lady Gaga's new whatever crap in the music section).

*A group of giggly girls walk by my friend and I are tring to finish a paper while drinking our purple eyes*

Shaking Sbucky: a strawberry and creme (not pronounce cre-em (almost inaudible "m") as the French spelling and accent suggest) with whipped creme.

Me: Just go to Mcdonalds and get a shake bitch.

*Friend and I recive punch in the face from Purple eye*

*giggly group exits, thus reliving me of my pain*

by purple-eyed May 17, 2009

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

by stewardo December 19, 2020