Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019

Rice Socked

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice

Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me

by Cdog25134 January 19, 2020

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Yellow Socked

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021