Sneaky Squeaker

A quiet but high pitched fart that can be used to surprise enemies.

George let off a mean sneaky squeaker that smelt rancid.

by Smeg Smeller May 3, 2019

Sneaky Peet

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.

"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"

by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019

sneaky barstool

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.

That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!

by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019

sneaky peep

When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.

I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!

by Sneaky Pete October 3, 2019

sneaky riddler

A 'sneaky riddler' is someone who deliberately lets their ball bags hang out in inappropriate places, waiting for someone to notice.

"That jogger wearing his short, shorts didn't half do a sneaky riddler"

by DR Ballbags October 3, 2017

sneaky flap

Like a sneaky nut but for girls

Send me a sneaky flap

by Shalissassquad October 26, 2017

Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017