David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

Caydon smith

Caydon is the definition of godliness and cleanliness he smells like beautiful flowers and has a round booty.

He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.

oh my gosh. He is so hot who is that?
Oh that’s caydon smith.
I’m wet from joy.

by I love caydon… July 18, 2022

Justin Smith

Big time neck. Dumb-ass who gets unnecessarily violent for no fucking reason. Like seriously man, why the fuck did you punch me in the stomach you fucking cuck. All in all, this long neck bastard is major wanker in life and is not a very good person. Cool guy though i'm ngl.

Joe: Hey look it's Justin Smith!
Ryan: Oh hey Justin!
Justin: neckneckneckneckbasketballneckneckneckIhatemysisterneckneckneck
Joe and Ryan: wtf...

by Subs763 March 18, 2020

Oliver Smith

the real life harry potter pretty cool apart from that

hello Oliver Smith *hums harry potter theme tune*

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.

He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.

by berrace April 23, 2010

Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.

‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’

by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022