sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it

My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

A Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob where the the person giving the blowjob has a mouth full of dip (tobacco)

Bro she gave me A Sloppy Dallas.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Sloppy Tuba

Queefing in someones face while they lick your asshole.

Last night my boyfriend was feeling adventurous so I gave him a sloppy tuba.

by WuJulius May 19, 2015