brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkič February 12, 2019

Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 13, 2020

cuck slap

To slap another man while trying to look manly for your wife who already made a cuck out of you

Will Smith cuck slapped Chris Rock when he made a joke mentioning his wife.

by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022

Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 08, 2010

slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

by Aussieq April 06, 2010

Chippy Slap

Forcibly preventing one from taking potato chips out of a bowl with a swift slap on the hand.

A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.

The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.

by dockthirty July 12, 2013

Vodka Slap

A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.

John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.

by r4ketemensch January 15, 2011