sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

sheeping it

Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.

Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.

by Da real roggo August 11, 2017

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017

SleepingSilk

Whats left after ejaculating.

Clean up your SleepingSilk

by Sadaharu_da_4 June 9, 2018

Sleeping

Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.

John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.

by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018

Skeeting

The act of yeeting something into a trashcan over and over again until it goes in.

Mark *Yeets ball in trashcan and misses*
"Well I guess i'll start skeeting now"

by Th3 Pr0curat0r May 15, 2019