The Simpsons

A hilarious television show on FOX @ 5:00 PM and 5:30 PM.

Did you see The Simpsons yesterday?

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Simpsons

sons of simps

that simp got married and had simpsons

by this is a human boy April 9, 2020

O.J. Simpsoned

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

The Simpsons

one of the funniest shows ever

the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name

by why you little!...... aaaaaackkkkhh August 16, 2003

Simpsons

A really funny cartoon with a fat and stupid, but really cool father (Homer,) Marge is the mother with blue hair and the hairstyle looks like the bride of Frankenstein, and three funny kids with spikey hair. (Bart, Lisa and Maggie.)

The Simpsons have been on the air for almost 17 years.

by Stacy February 21, 2004

Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.

Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.

by iocaooa January 15, 2010