Simp

A nigga who tries so hard to pull bitches and is willing to do anything to get some. These niggas are the scum of the earth.

Fuck that nigga Ethan. Why he always try so hard around girls. Fucking simp ass bitch.

by Zeeland Slang January 23, 2020

Simp

Dima; an absolute simp puts hoes before bros

Dima your such a simp

by Pool the Cool March 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say or do anything to please someone hoping that they will end up dating that person. They just wish to be with that person.

My boy Ansel is a simp

by Nobody.......... April 29, 2020

Simp

Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.

(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp

(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh

(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.

by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020

Simp

An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.

John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.

by Cxmb August 13, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022