scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.

📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."

by qeimada September 9, 2025

Scrotiony

An extream trauma injury to the scrotal area.

Scrotiony sucks dude like last weekend I got shot in the balls playing paintball

Examples include:any form of gun shot wound, puncture wounds, burns of any kind, or any blunt force trauma when swelling is induced, to the scrotal reigon.

by Super McTJ March 26, 2007

scrotivore

A person who loves a good teabagging.

My girlfriend is a real scrotivore. Every time we fuck, she wants my sack in her mouth.

by Captain Cockface March 2, 2009

Scroti

The excess skin hanging from the but.

Yo mana did u see her narst scroti?

by kr3wskater671 January 12, 2009

Scrotoid

Geological term regarding speleotherms found in caves that resemble certain parts of the human anatomy.

Oh my god! check out the size of that scrotoid!

by Weird world February 11, 2009

Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010