“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

scratch

To call someone (or something) "scratch" means that they are/it is kinda crazy. Not in a bad way, but in an affectionate way. Like "He's so scratch!" meaning that he comes up with crazy ideas, some of them are so sick.

Josh had the craziest time on his trip; no too surprising as he is so scratch.

by ChuckBrown July 22, 2019

Scratch

The act of squaring up while letting your feet drag across the ground

Shit im gone scratch

by Bigmoneyog November 13, 2018

Odorama scratch and sniff cards

These are large scratch and sniff cards that were given out for free at screenings. Of John waters 1981 film "polyester". The idea is simple: the card has about 20-25 numbered icons each corresponding with a smell in the movie. When the number is flashed on the screen you simply scratch the corresponding icon. Odors included soiled tennis shoes.vomit.dog poo stinky farts........ you get the idea!

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Legit I literally have 2 mint condition never been used odorama scratch and sniff cards!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 3, 2017