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by Imadick19603 December 01, 2015
by Oof_TheChungasGuy October 30, 2020
Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
by negrosahn April 30, 2015
by Corbin3645 November 09, 2020
A complete waste of time.
A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.
The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.
School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.
The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.
School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
by Grammar's Synonym Roll July 21, 2020