While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020
Get the Satan’s Baptismmug. by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022
Get the Satan's semenmug. by Cheetoeater666 June 9, 2018
Get the Satan's lubemug. One of the most famous Finnish black metal project (one-man band) from Lappeenranta, Etelä-Karjala, Finland, consisting of the sole musician "Werwolf" (real name Lauri Penttilä), since 1998. The lyrical themes are mostly covering topics about satanism, occult, and lycanthropia (werewolf). The band has received criticism due to accused NSBM-related lyrical themes.
The Chant of The Barbarian Wolves, One Shining Star, Black Metal Kommando are some of my favourite Satanic Warmaster songs. Werwolf must be a really great musician!
by KisaragiHina313 January 17, 2021
Get the Satanic Warmastermug. by Dr pyzer November 20, 2016
Get the satan's syrupmug. A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.
Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...
by Solidus62 September 18, 2017
Get the Satan Smashermug. by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020
Get the Satan's Milkshakemug.