Santa Block

Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.

I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.

by Dave Ren November 18, 2011

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019

Santa Clausish

Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus

Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish

by Gabe.M March 7, 2020