Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.

Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!

by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016

Gas Station Salad

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.

I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.

by Jesty25 April 12, 2015

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

tossing someone's salad

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

Salad Tossing

The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.

Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
or
I had my salad tossed last night.
or
Do you fancy some salad tossing?

by I.P Milk May 17, 2006

beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009