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Rusty Venture

A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:

1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 24, 2010
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Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008
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Rusty Tromblumpkin

A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.
I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!

I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!

Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008
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rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008
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Rusty Trombone

When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.
by Daimo42 July 23, 2007
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rusty bayonet

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.
"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"
by joe moma343 January 10, 2009
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Rusty Rimjob

A specific breed of rimjob where the receiver has just deficated leaving trailing remains around their rim giving it the texture of rust.
My girlfriend is into some nasty stuff, but when she came outa the bathroom, bent over, and asked me to give her a rusty rimjob, I blindfolded her, grabbed my stuff, and left the country.
by Lochnesslf July 27, 2009
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