Rubbing Donkeys

two people, or more having sex

why are you three rubbing donkeys

by Just a scrooge December 3, 2009

chub rub

Rubbing an erect clitoris.

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"You're so sexy I'm going to need a chub rub soon!"

by 2lesbiansinlove January 4, 2012

Chub a Rub

This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.

When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
sucka

by Griz November 22, 2004

rub-a-dub

Rubbing alcohol. Contains mostly isopropyl alcohol and water. Consumed by those who can't buy ethyl alcohol instead. Highly toxic, not recommended for consumption.

That rub-a-dub's good shit!

by asgijidsga October 21, 2006

soldier rub

receiving oral sex the morning after a night of heavy drinking;

may also be called a blowkowski

Hey, would you mind giving me a soldier rub?

I wouldn't mind getting my soldiers rubbed.

by terry p. j. July 29, 2012

chub rub

The rash like symptom that forms between a FAT GURLs legs that result from the friction that occurs because of the constant rubbing of the FAT GURLS legs.

" GURL u need to lose some wait, all that chub rub is making ur thighs bleed"

by meno5960 October 19, 2009

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013